Friday, July 29, 2011

1950s Housewife ...

Warning ... picture overload ahead ... :)

I am SO a 1950's housewife. I cook, I sew, I love to entertain. I'm not a big fan of cleaning ... but I do it.

My living room and kitchen decor (more like 1750s housewife, I think)
All of the light switch covers in my house ...

coffee table

I have signs like this over every window/doorway in my living room.



wedding pictures ... I forgot to turn it, and I'm too lazy to go back and do it

The clock is made from our wedding invitation, the Maneki Neko (lucky cats) are from Japan, and yes, there is dust.



Yes, those are Wii games behind the kitty


The wall above my kitchen table

Above my kitchen sink


My front door


I taught myself how to sew 3 weeks ago. So far I've made 2 reversible aprons and a case for my ereader. I'm really pleased with the aprons, but I'm thinking of going back and re-doing the ereader cover.
ereader cover - outside, closed

ereader cover, inside

ereader cover, outside opened

Side 1 of the apron that I made for my sister-in-law Corinne

Side 2 of Corinne's apron. It's a Christmas present, so if she reads this, the surprise is ruined.

Side 1 of the apron I made for myself

Side 2 of the apron I made for myself.

Hope y'all enjoyed my "domestication" for the day ... Have a lovely Friday and a fantastic weekend!

XO Jess

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Product Review!

This, ladies, is my first product review.  I do not randomly tell people about products without honestly believing that they are amazing. Well, ladies, these 2 products ARE.

I love when I come home from work, walk to my mailbox, and I have free samples. Yesterday, I came home to 2 samples - John Frieda's Frizz Ease Shampoo and Conditioner and Aveeno's Living Color Shampoo and Conditioner. I love when companies send out free samples of their product because it shows me that they have confidence in their product that once you try it, you'll want to buy it. Well, let me tell you - John Frieda was successful! I am totally about to go out and find big bottles of that stuff. (I have a new hair dye that I want to try - the foaming stuff - after which time I will give the Aveeno its' chance for the spotlight.)


My samples were for the Smooth Start Hydrating Shampoo and Conditioner. They smelled amazing (I am still sitting here, randomly sniffing my hair). Let me start by describing my hair: fine, straight, easily tangled, frizzy underneath (not the top layer, but everything else). I used the shampoo and conditioner like normal and got out of the shower. At this time, I usually towel dry my hair and fight to get the comb through my newly tangled hair. Not today. The comb went STRAIGHT THROUGH my hair. Imagine my amazement. That in and of itself is enough for me to buy this stuff, but it gets better. I don't do anything to my hair - I leave for work with it wet (yes, even in winter, even though my mom says that it'll cause me to "catch cold") and trust the heater/vent in my car to dry it. When I get to work (~45 minutes later), it is dry and straight, and sometimes a little tangled. You may laugh, but it works for me.

So I get to work, and look at my hair in the mirror ... and holy crap, I don't have my little flyaway devil hairs that make me look like I'm hiding horns on the top of my head. My hair feels like silk. It was not tangled at all. The true test will be my drive home today with my windows down. Yesterday I got home and my hair was a rats nest from the wind. Took me 15 minutes to comb all the knots out. If I can make it home with less tangling than yesterday, I am 100% sold on this product. As for now, I'm about 95% sold on this product ... so go to the store and pick some up to try!

xo Jess

UPDATE: Drove home from work, windows down, went like 75 (hey, I had to test it!) ... first time that my hair didn't blow all over the place and I came home and no knots! I'm like 200% sold and I am SO in love with it!

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

LOVES

Things that I'm LOVING right now ...

Philosophy Amazing Grace perfume ... it just makes me feel happy
Johnson's Melt Away Stress Lotion ... bought a "travel" size at Target yesterday for my purse and I put it on my hands when I'm stressed ... it really does melt the stress away and smells lovely too!


TV Shows on USA ... now that most of my regular network shows are in re-run, the hubby and I have been watching USA, and let me tell you - I am LOVING most of the shows, especially Suits. Holy eye candy ...
Pizza Hut breadsticks ... for real, I CANNOT go into our Target without getting them at the Pizza Hut Express. I pretend the calories don't count because I just shop them off ...

Things that I don't love so much ...

Women's deodorant ... why does it have to smell like baby powder or flowers? It totally competes with whatever perfume I wear. Men's deodorant at least smells like it could be cologne. What do y'all do about that problem?

eBay ... it used to be a cheap place to get what you were looking for, but not so much any more ... auctions are being run up higher than the retail price of some items! INSANITY ...

So what about you - what are you loving right now?

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Bring on the guns ...

ARGH!!!  Every year I plant a garden, and every year I fail miserably. 

2 years ago, it got overgrown with weeds and I just gave up (I don't like to get dirty ...)

Last year, all of my tomato plants got the plight, so I gave up on the rest (because, in all honesty, I only wanted the tomatoes).

This year ... my tomato plants have the plight AGAIN ... AND a mother effing GROUNDHOG is eating everything else!




I'll admit, they're kind of cute ... when they're not eating ALL of my produce! My big brother and a co-worker have both offered to come "take care" of the problem, but I feel bad. It's a pair of groundhogs (I think of them as sweethearts), and they're hungry.  I don't want to kill them - I just want to send them somewhere else.

That is until this happened: my husband is a car collector. Our garage/parking pad looks like a small used car lot (good thing we have an acre and live in the middle of nowhere). Last summer he bought his dream car - a black Buick Reatta (the pic is red, I couldn't find a black one). 

One day a few weeks ago, he went to start it, and I noticed a dripping under the car and the smell of gas. Although he is VERY handy, he didn't want to mess with gas lines, so we sent the car to the local mechanic.  It turns out that there was a hole in the fuel line and it appeared to have been chewed. Guess what animal has a tendency to chew plastic hoses/pipes underneath cars? A GROUNDHOG. Repairs still aren't finished because he chewed more than just the fuel line, but that little f*&$er did at least a couple hundred in damage.  So now my husband is ready to bring on the guns ...

Anyone have trouble with wildlife in your area? Anyone own a gun and willing to "take care" of my problem?

Monday, July 25, 2011

Monday Morning Confessions

One of my favorite things in the world ... confessions! (However, I somehow think that if I were Catholic, I'd hate confessions) :)

I confess ... that I had a Thirty-One party yesterday, got the new catalog, and want to spend all of my money on EVERYTHING from the catalog - especially because there are new fall patterns, and I'm SUCH a fall colors girl.

I confess ... that I'm debating driving 40 minutes (in the opposite direction of home, which is another 40 minutes) to the Philadelphia Premium Outlets, just to see if they have an ereader cover in the Vera Bradley store - even though I don't know a) if they have them, b) what the price is, and c) what patterns they have.  Maybe I should call first ...


I confess ... that I love entertaining. There is something about friends and family coming over and cooking for loved ones that makes my house feel warm. I also love having houseguests, but that doesn't happen often. (So if you're in Central/Eastern PA and need a place to stay - let me know!)

(I can't find a picture for this that ISN'T a 50's stereotype)

I confess ... that for the first time in over a year, I can see my ENTIRE kitchen table, and I love it. I hope to keep it that way, but we'll see (the hubs is a *bit* of a packrat).

I confess ... that for probably the 8000th time, I watched Harry Potter when it was on ABC Family this weekend. I can't help it, I'm an HP addict. :)

I confess ... that I am BEYOND ecstatic that temperatures for this week are back in the high 80s, low 90s, and not 100+ like last week!

What are your confessions this morning? Hope everyone had a lovely weekend!

xoxo Jess

Friday, July 22, 2011

SHALLOW

My blogger BFF Ashley brought up an interesting point this morning, so I'm going to discuss something similar, because it's hot as hell and thinking of something original just isn't in the cards today.

Like Ashley, I am terrified of getting older.  I feel shallow, but if that fear is going to help me take better care of myself, then good!  Every time I go to my parents' house, my senior pictures are up on the wall.  I keep asking the hubs if I look older, and he wisely says no.

Some of my biggest fears about getting old:

Wrinkles.  I'm trying my best to take care of my skin, so hopefully this will be minimized.  Below is a pic of me and my parents from my wedding.  My mom was 50 in this picture, 54 now (ooh, she's going to KILL me if she ever sees this blog, lol).  In my opinion, she doesn't look her age.  She also admits that she spent all of her youth in the sun, getting burned.  The way I see it, at worst, I'll look like her (which is not bad at all!), but I am crazy about SPF on my face (hence why I'm pasty white all summer except for sunless tanner), so hopefully wrinkles and age spots will be kept at bay.

Not being able to lose weight. I've already noticed this bitch.  I'm 27 and a size 8. In college, I was a size 4.  Don't know how I gained the weight, but I did.  It is a real SOB to get rid of, and the fact that I have the build of a gymnast doesn't help - I have very muscular legs, which make me look heavier than I am.

My back.  For those of you that don't know, I have 4 stress fractures in my lumbar spine from an old gymnastics injury.  Those stress fractures will never heal because of the area where they are.  In fact, each "end" of each fracture has healed over, so they are pseudo-joints.  I literally have the back of an 80 year old woman, have difficulty exercising without pain, and I'm just wondering what's going to happen as I age ...

Losing my husband. OK, this is kind of morbid but here are the facts: I'm 8 years younger than he is, women live longer than men, and his family has a history of heart disease and my FIL is the first male in his family to live past 60. So I am CRAZY obsessed with keeping him healthy.  I'd like to keep him around for a LOOOOOOOOONG time.



So what am I going to do?  Curl up and cry?  Thinking about it, LOL.  But seriously.

1. Take care of my face and hands! Your hands can give away your age in a heartbeat.  Next time you're in a store, look at people's hands.  People get facelifts, but they don't touch their hands.  The face is self-explanatory. Moisturize and don't get burned! I am SPF crazy when I go outside because a) I don't want to look like one of those crocodile old ladies coming out of the tanning salon and b) I don't want a goofy tan line from my big sunglasses. And I moisturize like crazy because (and this may sound counter intuitive) I break out when I DON'T moisturize.  Apparently the dry skin clogs my pores and I break out. My wanna-be dermatologist BFF Juli taught me that in college.  Amazing how it helped clear my skin.

2. Eat better!  Not going to preach, but for Lent this year I gave up meat. I never felt better in my life. Now I still eat meat occasionally, but I feel sluggish and heavy when I do.  I also gave up all drinks except water and unsweetened tea.  I don't want to drink my calories - I'd rather save them for yummy food!  Now the hard part - actually trying to eat healthier foods.  My hubs is a "meat and potatoes" kinda guy, so it's hard, but I'm slowly working on it. I just need to work on moderation.  I can eat whatever I want, as long as I can limit myself. :o)

3. Relax more! Stress is a bitch and can really age you.  So what's a girl to do?  Don't worry about what you have no control over.  I am by no means the poster child for this, but it's something I've gotta do. 

4. Have fun!  Did you ever notice how much younger you look when you're having a good time?  I swear, it's no coincidence.

Hopefully all of these will allow me to age gracefully and look younger than my real age.  If not, well, I'm sorry to say it, but I *am* shallow enough to get surgery.  And while I'm in there, might as well get a little something special for the girls, right? :o)

xoxo Jess

Thursday, July 21, 2011

What I do ...

I'm sure you've all gathered by my name that I have a degree in Physics.  I've mentioned my work briefly, but I thought some of you might want to know more about what I do.

I am a testing engineer/lab supervisor at a battery manufacturer in Pennsylvania.  We make batteries for motorcycles, ATVs, jet-skis, etc.  My office is inside the manufacturing plant where it is ridiculously hot right now, and my coworker keeps the A/C cranked down super low.

So what do I do?  I test batteries for engineering tests (new product, product re-design, etc).  I perform battery "autopsies" where I get returned warranty claim batteries from the field and go all CSI to find out what happened.  I can tell you if the battery was abused by the customer or if it sat for a long time without being charged or if it was a manufacturer defect, although that's not likely. :o)  I analyze production data to determine causes of rejected material, cost savings of changes, etc.  I test our competitors' batteries to see how we compare to them.  My data is often used in marketing publications.  I am also very involved in problem-solving teams and continuous improvement teams.

I have my BS in Physics and Math and I am one semester away from finishing my MS in Quality Management.

Not sure how much of that makes sense to everyone, but that's some of what I do.  So now you can see why I stalk blogger, facebook, and twitter during the day and why I'm like obsessed with finding some female friends! :)

xoxo
Jess

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

hot and crabby

I think the title is self-explanatory.  It is hot as balls in Pennsylvania right now - high 90s - yuck.  I don't like the heat.  I don't like the cold either, but at least when it's cold, I can always put on more clothes.  There are only so many clothes I can take off ...

I work in a manufacturing plant that makes motorcycle batteries.  The engineering offices are inside the plant.  Easily, the plant is 15 degrees warmer than outside.  The guy I share an office with always has the A/C set at 65.  Generally it's no problem, except for days when I'm in and out of the office.  I have a migraine already from the temperature changes.  Needless to say, I am hot and crabby.

Now, for something fun:

I believe ... that we meet people for a reason and that they're meant to be part of our lives.

I believe ... that English is a very confusing language sometimes, and I've been speaking it my whole life (try explaining some things to my Japanese boss ... it's hard).

I believe ... that chocolate and hugs can cure sadness.

I believe ... that water with lemon, orange, and cucumber slices is yummy and totally counts as (1) fruit serving and (1) vegetable serving. :)

I believe ... that life is what you make of it.

I believe ... that I am the only person that can make me feel inadequate, so I should stop allowing other people to get me down.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

stupid shit and hideous pants

I am the self-proclaimed Queen of Stupid Shit.  Case in point:

Last night, I was making dinner and grilling some chicken on my grill pan (because I'm afraid of the outdoor grill because the ignition button doesn't work, and I like my eyebrows), when I cut myself.  On a knife, you ask?  Nope.  A pair of tongs.  Go ahead, commence laughing.  Below is not a great picture, but it's also not graphic either.  So now I'm walking around with a Hello Kitty band-aid on my knuckle.  I can't bend my knuckle because OF COURSE I damn near scream in pain every time I accidentally bend it.  Hubs thought it was kinda funny.  But he didn't have enough sympathy for me to do the dishes after dinner.


Generally speaking, work has me in a bad mood Monday - Thursday.  I'm pretty sure 80% of it has to do with my uniform (hence why I LOVE casual Fridays).  I don't want to take a picture because I don't want photographic evidence of the hideousness.  Picture this: light denim-colored button down shirt (sleeves too long, so it's rolled to my elbows), navy blue "uniform" pants (which were designed for a man and if I did not roll them, would be up to my arm pits), steel toe shoes.  Yay.  My work uniform literally adds like 15 pounds.  When people first see me in my uniform, they are so confused when they see me in normal clothes because I look smaller.  Sometimes, depending on my schedule for the day, I wear my uniform shirt with jeans.  Much less hideous, but I can't do it every day because battery acid eats cotton (denim, and I work as an engineer at a battery manufacturer, for those that didn't know).  My biggest problem is the pants.  No 2 pairs fit the same, some are shorter, some are longer, some have a larger waist, some have a smaller waist.  I long for a job where I can wear nice clothes ...

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Straight out of the 50's

Today I had to run to the small grocery store near my house. I live in the middle of nowhere, and not much is around my house. This grocery store is crazily over priced - like 2x a normal grocery store - and less than 1/3 of the products. The place is straight out of the 50's. It took me 15 minutes to find something.

The hubs and I were walking through because my mom had asked me to stop on our way over to pick up Parmesan cheese. I said to him (I thought quietly) "this is the WORST grocery store EVER." A cashier (high schooler, definitely) said to me "that wasn't very nice." Hilarious but true.

Why is it that there is no decent grocery store within 20 miles of my house??

Friday, July 15, 2011

Fill in the Blank Friday

Had to steal this from Ashley @ Run With Me ... I love getting those "About you" e-mails, so how could I pass this shit up?

The best news I ever received was: Nothing stands out right now, but the 2 "best news" items I hope to hear within the next year are: "Congratulations, your thesis has been accepted and you will receive your Masters degree in December" and "Congratulations, you're pregnant" ... wish me luck!

Something I would never do is: cheat on my husband. I don't understand why anyone would cheat - if you're unhappy and looking elsewhere, then just get a divorce. Be an adult about it.

(I could add pictures of any number of celebs in here, but I choose not to glorify their cheating)

If I could choose someone to be my life coach (famous or not, living or dead), I'd choose: my sister-in-law Corinne.  Girl is always put together, makeup is perfect (I can't do my makeup to save my life - I only learned how to line my top lids last year), and she's healthy, happy, and beautiful.  She's pursuing her dream of singing while working full-time at her real job, and I really admire that.

If I had to put a label on my style it would be: to steal from Ashley, versatile. Honestly, I swear. I can be casual (jeans and a tee), preppy (button down shirt and cardigan), athletic (yoga pants and Steelers jersey), comfortable (hoodies and jeans)

One should always: be true to yourself
 













I want to: have a baby.  I'm 27, happily married for 4 years, I'm ready.

I at least added a picture this time ... still a little new on the blogging, but I'll get there.  

Any good weekend plans?  Hubs and I are going to dinner and to see HP7 part 2 tomorrow, and possibly the driving range to hit some balls (he got me golf clubs for my birthday because I want to learn to golf, and I got him a new driver for his birthday).  Have a beautiful weekend!

Thursday, July 14, 2011

PrettyPhysicist and the Physics Nerds

Sitting here, watching TV with the hubs, and I'm on my iPod and he's on the iPad. The only downside to my hubby being my own personal IT guy is that he is ALWAYS glued to some sort of computer. So I'm taking advantage and blogging.

Watching a Big Bang Theory rerun (which is my FAVE show ever) is making me miss college. That show IS my college life. I was one of 2 females in the physics department (and in all honesty, the only attractive one), and the guys weren't so used to being around women. I was like Penny (except I was a physics major also, and smarter than most of the guys). I look at the other guys and see my friends. I miss them, but BBT makes me miss them a little less.

So here I am, 5 years later, and I'm still surrounded by guys. The battery industry (especially engineering) is predominantly male.

Man, I miss having girlfriends. That's why (sadly) most of my girlfriends are Facebook or twitter friends or my BFF in another state or my sis (in-law) on the other side of the state. So I really hope I can make some good friends with FB, Twitter, or Blog people because I NEED more estrogen in my life ...

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Confessions ...

I confess that ... some days, I just want to sit at my desk and creep on facebook, twitter, and blogger.

I confess that ... I hate that I can't dress nice for work, even though I realize that if I had to dress nice for work, I'd tire of that too.

I confess that ... sometimes I just want my husband to make dinner (even though I know he's a terrible cook) or suggest that we go out because even though I love to cook, some days I'm just too damn tired.

I confess that ... I really want to be a housewife sometimes - I love cooking, I'm really starting to enjoy sewing, I want to learn to knit.

I confess that ... some days I just want to tell people to leave me the hell alone because I need time to myself and I can't stand complaining 24/7 (and I feel really guilty for this).

I confess that ... yes, I actually have Justin Bieber on my iPod.  And yes, I sing along.

I confess that ... I want more female friends.  Even though I love my guy friends, having just 3 close female friends sucks a little bit - especially since none of them are very close and we are all busy.  Sometimes I need girl advice ...

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Babies ...

Babies.  There's a time in every married woman's life when the question "When are you having children?" starts being asked ... usually on their wedding day.  I'm a very conservative person (I hope I don't offend anyone) - I think that people should be married before they have children, that abortions should be illegal except for medical necessity or rape/incest, and that parents should want children because they want children, not because they think they're "so cute" and can't wait to dress them up.  Children are a full-time job for the next 18+ years.  Babies are not toys.

This being said, I have 2 discussion points:

1) "Friends" on Facebook that have recently had children.  Some of my friends appear to be excellent parents - responsible, loving, dedicated.  Others got pregnant by accident and don't really want the child.  I've noticed a few things recently about my Facebook friends' children:
                 a) some of them are REALLY ugly.  I mean really ugly.  Like they look like cross-eyed monkey babies.  I know that sounds mean, but it's true.  And I can't lie and say "Awww, what a cute baby" because I don't think it is.  And the people that say "How adorable!" are just flat out lying.  So I just ignore all of the pictures.
                 b) some parents are really irresponsible.  Examples: taking a week-old baby into a swimming pool, giving a baby a pedicure at less than 1 month

2) I want a baby.  I'm 26 (27 on Sunday) and my biological clock is ticking ... loudly.  I've felt like this for over a year.  I don't care if it's a boy or a girl (although I'd prefer a girl), I really want a baby.  But my husband isn't ready yet.  I keep hoping that he'll be ready soon, but he's been exposed to too many badly behaved children on my side of the family.  So I need to keep trying to convince him that not all kids are bad, and our child's behavior will depend on how we raise him/her and how we discipline them.  That being said, I keep thinking of baby names, etc.  I've picked out a few girls names and a boys name (I'm not so good with those, and my husband has a preference already).  My husband's family is of Russian descent, so the names are slightly Russian biased ...

Girls:  Kateryna Marie, Isabella Julianna, Arabella Catherine
Boys: Kenneth John III

So here's hoping that: a) I can calm down my "biological clock" or b) my husband decides he's ready for a baby ... wish me luck!

xoxo
Jess

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